Hello Purveours of cynical humor, Friends, Family, and just silly people!

Today I Finally got fed up enough to blog about how America has destroyed common sense! ( If you believe you have common sense still give yourself a hand as your one of the few it seems)

Anyways, I feel it a sad state of affairs when we as a people,race,species, has to go around putting little tags, warnings, and labels on every thing we create or find on this planet!    How really stupid does one have to be to not understand that putting a chainsaw next to ones genitalia is not conductive to a long life??!(yes he will be the first on my list btw)

So now I have decided to create a simple list of people who shouldnt breed, as if they stop I feel all these silly labels warnings and stupidity markers (lets face it folks thats what they are, stupidity markers) will stop as well. On a side note I have patitioned the proper channels to create a moron breeding alert system, whereas an alarm goes off whenever a moron drops their pants with the intentions of breeding , and a swat team arives on the scene and beats said culprit with dead salmons till they get all notions of breeding out of their cobwebed fogged brain cavatiy.(sad to say it but funding for such an alarm system is poorly under funded please donate!) 

 So I present to you a list of those who should be marked for non breeding, until we either develop a brain transplant procedure, or they die!

1: If you have ever wore chainsaw panties to see if it "tickled" please dont breed! (not that you can but just in case!)

2:If you ever sat on a jury, and decided Yeah! that dumb old lady who spilt coffee on herself does deserve a million or three! Please dont breed!    

3:if you agree with one of those jurours, once again , please dont breed!

4:If you think  this Country was founded  to protect your right to shop! please dont breed!

5: If after seeing Jackass you decide its your patiotic duty to launch rockets out of your ass, again I say, dont breed!

6: If after your 5,672 visit to Hot Topic you decide that vampires do exist,they all live in California,(L.A. doesnt count as everyone there is a vamp of some sort trust me on this one folks) , and,you might be one.Please dont breed!

7:If you drive a 4x4 S.U.V and slow down for a speed bump. please dont breed!

8:If living in Iowa(be glad I am not saying Iwoans dont breed period.come on its IOWA Folks!) Anyways, if you have ever visited those purina stock feed/porn stores or are known as a reg at one.You probably arent breeding, but why take the chance eh?

9:If your the type to blame all our problems on tv, video games, and music.If you did breed shame on you!

10: If your any type of Wasington Politician DONT F'in BREED!

Feel free to add to this list and if its good enough I will add it in !